Gas

I think gas is great
In all forms
Especially the kind that comes out my ass

I am in a particularly sour mood this morning. I suppose it is because I was in a particularly sour mood from yesterday, the first day back to work after a 10 day vacation. Who was that poet who talked about a permanent vacation? David Lee Roth? I don't remember. I wish I could be a stay at home dad, or work a job that I actually enjoyed. Ayy me, I just want people to leave me alone. People are fucking stupid. I suppose I think that because I'm in a particularly sour mood this morning.